The Vacanti mouse, a lab specimen that had a real human ear grown on its back, was unveiled before a conference of science reporters. The reporters described the mouse as “extremely evasive” during the interview, saying he would simply respond to all questions with, “What? I can’t hear you.”
When asked what he felt about his impending dissection Pepe the Lab Frog responded, “That’s chill, bro. Hey, you got any more of those Doritos?” He was later arrested for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.